| abstract | - Truth be told (and it will be told), Darth Fatal cheese is, what's sometimes referred to as, an alloy cheese, secretly eaten by your father. It is a technically complex hybrid of of several organic and synthetic cheeseological elements, including Borg-like bionics added to aid one's digestive processes. And salt. It always seems very salty. And allergen-inducing. Feta cheese gourmets are often heard breathing heavily through masks while eating this cheese. Darth Fatal also has an appearance unlike any other cheese, missing the pleasing markings of a milder, less frightening cheese, like Anakin cheese. Not content to simply be brickified, Darth Feta rebels by crumbling. This textural disorder is often to blame for unfortunate accidents, like losing one's hand. This can be a problem if the aroma of Darth Feta is not contained properly. This cheese is also the cousin of Boba Fett, the famous galactic cheeser. Darth Feta is not consumed on Alderaan, due to a recent boycott...and also because no one lives there anymore.
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