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| rdfs:comment | - President Theodore Roosevelt was known to conduct seances using the blood of Christian babies to make matzos in a kiln he installed in the Lincoln Bedroom. Roosevelt would then serve the ashes of the Christian babies to foreign dignitaries claiming it was an exotic tea made from whale penis caught off the coast of Alaska during one of his big game hunting trips.
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| abstract | - President Theodore Roosevelt was known to conduct seances using the blood of Christian babies to make matzos in a kiln he installed in the Lincoln Bedroom. Roosevelt would then serve the ashes of the Christian babies to foreign dignitaries claiming it was an exotic tea made from whale penis caught off the coast of Alaska during one of his big game hunting trips.
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