| rdfs:comment | - Gene is a recessive gene found almost exclusively within countries surrounding developed nations. It causes a genetic propensity towards eating strange food, stealing dimes from my dime purse, and taking jobs from lazy white people. Perhaps the most important effect is the insatiable desire to cross all lines. It is undetermined how exactly the IIG gene works but it is theorized that it causes the adrenal gland to secrete a theoretical enzyme nicknamed the "welfare" enzyme.
- Illegal Immigrants are basically people of one country migrating to another country without prior approval from the latter. This often occurs when the former suffers from economical or natural disasters, from which the country can not function properly and unable to look after its citizens. As a result, the citizens from those countries move to another in desperate search for food, shelter and money. However, illegal immigrants do cause a fair amount disadvantages, as stated below:
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| abstract | - Gene is a recessive gene found almost exclusively within countries surrounding developed nations. It causes a genetic propensity towards eating strange food, stealing dimes from my dime purse, and taking jobs from lazy white people. Perhaps the most important effect is the insatiable desire to cross all lines. It is undetermined how exactly the IIG gene works but it is theorized that it causes the adrenal gland to secrete a theoretical enzyme nicknamed the "welfare" enzyme. Once this individual's brain is exposed to the enzyme he/she/it has the insatiable desire to cross the border of a neighboring country using any means necessary in order to consume the entirety of that countries welfare services. Illegal immigrants sometimes eat shit and they like to sleep in your house. So watch your back, jack. Medical advances have led to a suppression of the gene over a long period of time. The enzyme appears to dissipate after prolonged exposure to white people. The only remaining side effects are a culturally inept family and a sexy accent. Perhaps incredibly sexy cocoa colored skin. Partial integration occurs ofter 3 years with full integration after 10. The entire process can be revoked with exposure to the individuals place of origin. Some individuals can control the release of the enzyme. This is apparent in the form of dormant accents and slips in speech (eg. a trunk being called a boot, a marker being called a cokey).
- Illegal Immigrants are basically people of one country migrating to another country without prior approval from the latter. This often occurs when the former suffers from economical or natural disasters, from which the country can not function properly and unable to look after its citizens. As a result, the citizens from those countries move to another in desperate search for food, shelter and money. Depending on which country the immigrants are travelling to, they can travel through the means of boats, by foot or by trains. In the case of China, immigrants often travel to China via small, cramped boats which is often in the danger of capsizing. In Mexico, immigrants mainly travel by foot. Despite the fact that many dislike illegal immigrants as they think they are a bad influence on their country, illegal immigrants can actually be an advantage to the country. Below are a list of these advantages:
* They work for less money and longer hours than the people living in the country
* They do jobs that no one else wants to do whether is because of low pay or risk of life
* They still pay taxes which is good for the country they immigrate to- better economy
* Like it or not, they are being paid with 'slave wages' in result of this, everyone gets more money
* Rich people get even richer than they are employing them
* Though they cause trouble and some even end up in jail,if we look at this in a positive way, they are actually keeping the federal prison guards employed
* High profits for those who hire the mexicans However, illegal immigrants do cause a fair amount disadvantages, as stated below:
* They cause a lot of trouble which means causing trouble for the country
* They may be a bad influence to the people living there
* The country may be over-populated because of them
* Illegal Immigrants being there causes a lot of conflicts in the country and puts the government of the country under pressure
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