| abstract | - The sexy little Noble Six better known as "James Ramirez" is the resident meat shield of Noble Team. He is the new spartan to Noble team after the previous member, Thom died, trying to be like Master Chief and went inside a Covenant cruiser holding a testicle nuke from his 25 killstreak. Take note that he was a sick Camper who was an 80 year old virgin. He is also the only Spartan who is from an alternate universe. He is from a parallel dimension known as "multiplayer", a world where your armor can change whenever you earn enough monies. This is why he can change his armor so quickly, and it is why he can return from the dead five to ten seconds after he died. Also, this lets him become a her so she can get laid by the rest of Noble Team (excluding Kat, unless she's a lesbian....) Noble Six was raped killed in the 11th mission of Halo: Reach by them Shark-looking-mother fuckers, but he respawned 5 seconds later and left. He was last seen having oral sex on matchmaking. In the Director's Cut alternate ending for Halo: Reach, Noble Six calls in a MAC strike to kill all the Covenant trying to kill him. When they fire, he armor locks and lives. His exact words: "Go ahead and toss a MAC round down here. I got Armor Lock, I'll be fine." He was tired of tough enemies, so he then retires to black ops, and instantly ends noob tubing once and for all.
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