[...] before the red mist lifts there's chocolate around your mouth, cream stains on your collar and toffee shards on the carpet. [...] you can feel them looking at you. Judging you. [...] What have you done?
The eyes of onlookers widen in amazement as you look lingeringly over each treat, cooing in proper delight and complimenting every one, but then allow the tray to pass by. Someone applauds. Fortunately, no-one notices your leg trembling.
