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| rdfs:comment | - The Greek Olympics did not have this event. Greek sitcoms did vault over the horns of enraged bulls, but the bulls' teeth had been deliberately blunted as a safety precaution, and, as such, they could not deliver a fatal bite. In 1943 Winston Churchill proposed establishing an event in which Allied television pogo-stick commandos would leap over Nazi submarines. This was abandoned when The Bermuda Project determined that pogo sticks would not provide sufficient bounce when used on television.
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| abstract | - The Greek Olympics did not have this event. Greek sitcoms did vault over the horns of enraged bulls, but the bulls' teeth had been deliberately blunted as a safety precaution, and, as such, they could not deliver a fatal bite. In 1943 Winston Churchill proposed establishing an event in which Allied television pogo-stick commandos would leap over Nazi submarines. This was abandoned when The Bermuda Project determined that pogo sticks would not provide sufficient bounce when used on television. However, after the war Joe Stalin revived the event using a large hammerhead shark instead of nuclear-powered subs and naturally bouncy lumpenproletariat instead of pogo-stick commandos.
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