| rdfs:comment | - The DaColbert Code is a formula for predicting the future that was taken by Dan Brown, author of The DaVinci Code, when it was realized that all the world's answers could be found within various writings by Stephen Colbert and portraits of Colbert himself, ironically brushed by Colbert himself (which is not ironic at all). Being due to the fact that no one has ever found anything of value within Leonardo Da Vinci's mediocre artwork, mediocre even in comparison to that avant-garde nonsense, it is fact that Dan Brown owes Stephen Colbert over $1 billion for copyright infringement, since Stephen Colbert sends all his writings sealed through US Mail, which many in the copyright and patent world call, "the poor man's copyright." Ironically again (this time for real) Stephen Colbert hasn't been
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| abstract | - The DaColbert Code is a formula for predicting the future that was taken by Dan Brown, author of The DaVinci Code, when it was realized that all the world's answers could be found within various writings by Stephen Colbert and portraits of Colbert himself, ironically brushed by Colbert himself (which is not ironic at all). Being due to the fact that no one has ever found anything of value within Leonardo Da Vinci's mediocre artwork, mediocre even in comparison to that avant-garde nonsense, it is fact that Dan Brown owes Stephen Colbert over $1 billion for copyright infringement, since Stephen Colbert sends all his writings sealed through US Mail, which many in the copyright and patent world call, "the poor man's copyright." Ironically again (this time for real) Stephen Colbert hasn't been poor since he invented Colbert toothpaste at the age of 4, and sold it to Colgate, fearing they would be run out of the business due to name recognition. The DaColbert Code was used on the Colbert Report to predict Oscar winners. Stephen was 100% correct. There is a movie deal in the works with Paramount Pictures, Ltd, which is set to release the first part of the The DaColbert Code Trilogy entitled "The Liberal Menace" sometime next summer.
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