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Property	Value
rdfs:label	Cafeteria food
rdfs:comment	Recently, cafeteria food was rated #3 on Time Magazine's 2011 List of Unhealthiest Foods, just behind molten lead with whipped cream and nuclear waste à la mode.
dcterms:subject	Foods Poop Cuisine Wellness School Things banned by the Geneva convention Things that may be vomit-inducing Ew Yuky doody Things to feed the in-laws
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Revision	5824689
Date	2014-10-14
Kingdom	Animalia
Name	Cafeteria food
Species	Fast Food
Genus	Constipation
Class	Poison
Family	DIARRHEA
Order	Feces
Phylum	Mystery
abstract	Recently, cafeteria food was rated #3 on Time Magazine's 2011 List of Unhealthiest Foods, just behind molten lead with whipped cream and nuclear waste à la mode.