| rdfs:comment | - Lindsay: Hello, friends. It is good for you to be here, in front of this banquet of.....high-fructose corn syrup and OH MY GOD! Lindsay: (between giggles) And Italian.... Nella: Italian delights. Mara: Italian cuisine! Lindsay: Yeah. We've covered so many things on our little dog and pony show. Baby dolls.... Nella: Nostalgic dances. Lindsay: Dances... Mara: Commercials. Lindsay: Commercials. So, we thought, hey. I think it's time to do food, and beg the question, "is this shit as good as you remember it?" Mara: I just wanna say, probably not, but I guess we will see today. Mara: Oh, I'm evil.
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| abstract | - Lindsay: Hello, friends. It is good for you to be here, in front of this banquet of.....high-fructose corn syrup and OH MY GOD! Lindsay: (between giggles) And Italian.... Nella: Italian delights. Mara: Italian cuisine! Lindsay: Yeah. We've covered so many things on our little dog and pony show. Baby dolls.... Nella: Nostalgic dances. Lindsay: Dances... Mara: Commercials. Lindsay: Commercials. So, we thought, hey. I think it's time to do food, and beg the question, "is this shit as good as you remember it?" Mara: I just wanna say, probably not, but I guess we will see today. Nella: But I am here under contract to put things in my mouth that I.... (sniggering from Lindsay) ....have not wanted to put in my mouth in a long time. Lindsay: So, you're here under contract; Mara, why are you here? Mara: Oh, I'm evil. Lindsay: Oh, OK. Mara: So.... Lindsay: Evil likes corn syrup. Nella: Subsidies. Mara: I mean, so- uh- so, yeah. Yeah. Lindsay: (sniggers) Corn subsidies. Mmmmm, twizzlers.... Mara: Also, the stuff in the Fruit Gushers kinda looks like blood and I like that. Lindsay: Does it? Mara: Looks like stage blood, anyway. Close enough. Lindsay: I have no idea what flavor this is.... Nella: Well, shall we just start with the Gushers then? Mara: Why don't we start with the Gushers? Lindsay: Alright. Commercial Announcer: Gushers! With a taste that's gonna drive you FRUITY! Mara: Was that the one where the kids' heads...? Nella: Heads would explode. Lindsay: OH MY GOD! Commercial Announcer: It's berry berry different! Lindsay: If that doesn't make you wanna buy something... Mara: They were actually directed by David Kronenberg, so....
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