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| rdfs:comment | - Recent excavations confirm trends in the bone structure of this species. A skull, found last year in Africa, displays the archetypal aristocratic cheekbones and full, pouty lips. In Australia, bones discovered in a swamp provide evidence of rock-hard pecs and a nice, pert ass. Further physical characteristics of H. erotic:
* Strong, shapely legs.
* A muscular back.
* Long, thick fingers.
* A slim waist.
* A fucking fabulous six-pack.
* A tubular tube "thingy". As yet, no female remains have been found.
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| abstract | - Recent excavations confirm trends in the bone structure of this species. A skull, found last year in Africa, displays the archetypal aristocratic cheekbones and full, pouty lips. In Australia, bones discovered in a swamp provide evidence of rock-hard pecs and a nice, pert ass. Further physical characteristics of H. erotic:
* Strong, shapely legs.
* A muscular back.
* Long, thick fingers.
* A slim waist.
* A fucking fabulous six-pack.
* A tubular tube "thingy". Archaeologists agree that it walked upright with a cocksure swagger. Males of the species were incredibly virile and possessed a brooding magnetism and raw sexuality. They could have seduced You, Your Dad and even Josey Wales. As yet, no female remains have been found.
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