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| rdfs:comment | - Nowheristan is the first step on the way leading to Humanistan, passing through Everywheristan. Those clichéd names were chosen intentionally to generate excitement around a new vision aimed at solving the contemporary social, economic, and political difficulties that face the world today. This ambitious project came as a solution for “the global impasse of humanity today” and as an answer to Lady Thatcher’s (in)famous TINA (There is no alternative).
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| conventional long name | - The Great Empire of Nowheristan
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| Language | - Poor English and Broken English
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| Currency | - Nowheristani Coin = 100 Penny
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| largest settlement | - Tokyo, followed by New York, Mexico City, Seoul, Sao Paolo, Osaka, Jakarta, Delhi, Los Angeles, Cairo
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| official languages | - Poor English and Broken English
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| national motto | - "Humans of the World, Unite!"
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| Capital | - Current rotating capitals : Beirut, Lebanon and Avarua, Cook Islands
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| abstract | - Nowheristan is the first step on the way leading to Humanistan, passing through Everywheristan. Those clichéd names were chosen intentionally to generate excitement around a new vision aimed at solving the contemporary social, economic, and political difficulties that face the world today. This ambitious project came as a solution for “the global impasse of humanity today” and as an answer to Lady Thatcher’s (in)famous TINA (There is no alternative). It is the brainchild of Michel Elefteriades - artist, and former guerilla leader - the first and last Emperor of Nowheristan -The Constitution does not allow a successor. “You are looking for a solution in a big bag, while the solution is outside of it” declared Elefteriades in a conference in 2003. He added “we should go back to one of the fundamentals of philosophy that is tabula rasa and dare to rethink the entire long established sociological, nationalistic, economical… bases of the world today, a lot of established truths are nothing but aberrations.” Thus, the concept of Nowheristan shaped up over the postulations that humanity is living in sad times, where one is forced to choose between the American neo-conservative vision of the world and that of the Iranian Mullahs; that the freedom to tread a different path is proscribed; that in this bifurcated reality, innovative dreamers are marginalized from the corridors of power, and their dreams hidden from the public eye. For Elefteriades, a radical change is therefore required: “We have a dream.... Our new dream will change the world because we know that the majority of humanity will be enamored with what we propose. In sum: We Have the Solution.” The theoretical foundations of Nowheristan are under review by scholars from around the world, and will soon be published in a seminal book entitled, “We Have the Solution.” This treatise unveils the complex and comprehensive concept of Nowheristan in a straightforward manner. The following text provides a valuable glimpse into this vision.
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