PropertyValue
rdfs:label
  • Tin-foil
rdfs:comment
  • Tin-foil is a material used to make hats to block government mind-controlling brainwave transmissions directed toward batshit crazy liberal hippies who are positive that the government or some other roque organization is attempting to either implant or receive brainwave patterns to achieve any number of sinister goals. The Chinese prefer lead hats, but as we all know lead is poisonous and what do the Chinese know, anyway? It is illegal to have a tin foil hat in Canada.
dbkwik:wikiality/property/wikiPageUsesTemplate
abstract
  • Tin-foil is a material used to make hats to block government mind-controlling brainwave transmissions directed toward batshit crazy liberal hippies who are positive that the government or some other roque organization is attempting to either implant or receive brainwave patterns to achieve any number of sinister goals. The Chinese prefer lead hats, but as we all know lead is poisonous and what do the Chinese know, anyway? It is illegal to have a tin foil hat in Canada.