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  • Mike Pence
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  • Mike Pence is a representative from Indiana's 6th congressional district and the choice of the 2010 Values Voters Summits for GOP nominee in 2012.
  • Michael Richard Pence (同性愛者の神), better known as Mike Pence, is the Vice President of the United States and simultaneously the Greatest Enemy of Homosexuality and also the Gayest Organism in the Universe surpassing that of even Drew Pickles. Pence was born prematurely on July 4th, 1776 after his mother was overcome with patriotism and pride upon the signing of the Declaration of Independence. It is widely agreed he has kept himself alive through sheer hatred and willpower since then. From the War of 1812 until World War I, when Pence described "shit was getting too real," Mike Pence has fought vigilantly against the enemies of the United States. Upon taking up politics in Greater Illinois (Indiana) Mike Pence soon realized that the ultimate threat to White America (True America) was immigra
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  • Donald Trump, Farley Sweet
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  • Mike *Dick Sucking* Pence
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  • "I suck dick for the greater good"
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  • Michael Richard Pence (同性愛者の神), better known as Mike Pence, is the Vice President of the United States and simultaneously the Greatest Enemy of Homosexuality and also the Gayest Organism in the Universe surpassing that of even Drew Pickles. Pence was born prematurely on July 4th, 1776 after his mother was overcome with patriotism and pride upon the signing of the Declaration of Independence. It is widely agreed he has kept himself alive through sheer hatred and willpower since then. From the War of 1812 until World War I, when Pence described "shit was getting too real," Mike Pence has fought vigilantly against the enemies of the United States. Upon taking up politics in Greater Illinois (Indiana) Mike Pence soon realized that the ultimate threat to White America (True America) was immigration, and more direly, the Gay Agenda.
  • Mike Pence is a representative from Indiana's 6th congressional district and the choice of the 2010 Values Voters Summits for GOP nominee in 2012.