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| rdfs:comment | - The tennis racket from Wii Sports. This is similar to the fan, but stronger and with higher knock back.
- When the first Tennis championship was held at some giant stadium that nobody actually remembers the name of, it was noticed that it was rather difficult to play Tennis with your hands, unless you were black, and the brilliant scientists from Tenestian, Greece all got out of bed and came together and thought about the solution to this so-called tennis problem. Then, when all of the scientists bashed each other over the heads with a Frankfert brand sausages and other things, an idea was born. Since the one of the scientists in question bashed his fellow co-worker with a wooden paddle it was thought that a paddle would be perfect for tennis playing.
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| abstract | - The tennis racket from Wii Sports. This is similar to the fan, but stronger and with higher knock back.
- When the first Tennis championship was held at some giant stadium that nobody actually remembers the name of, it was noticed that it was rather difficult to play Tennis with your hands, unless you were black, and the brilliant scientists from Tenestian, Greece all got out of bed and came together and thought about the solution to this so-called tennis problem. Then, when all of the scientists bashed each other over the heads with a Frankfert brand sausages and other things, an idea was born. Since the one of the scientists in question bashed his fellow co-worker with a wooden paddle it was thought that a paddle would be perfect for tennis playing. Once the game was held, it was noticed that too many losing players bashed their opponents in the head with their paddles after the game, causing the Great Tennis Depression of 1878, when all the tennis players had concussions and no championships would be held. Then they used ping pong paddles to play tennis with, causing a great number of broken paddles and eye injuries, and the price and demand of plywood skyrocketed. Plywood sellers became the richest people in the United States at that point. But they broke too easily, and the era of the cheap plastic tennis rackets was born.
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