| abstract | - Place of Birth: Probably somewhere dull, but as far as were concerned its North-Eastern Mordor. His place of death is yet unknown, but many Buglers still speculate that it may be somewhere in Continental Europe (since he is such an internationalist kind of guy) or maybe even a Middle Eastern country. We may never know.. we probably will, or course, especially because it is likely that he will soon be struck down by an angry God soon enough saying', "Take that you nasty little sh*t! It's hard enough not even knowing whether I exist or not without you and your band of merry dickbags making me seem like a dickbag. Being God isn't that easy! I had to watch the Love Guru the whole way through!" before disappearing in a cloud of rightous pro-Buglism.
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