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| rdfs:comment | - Havre, Montana, often mistaken for being located in the state of Montucky, is a village founded in 1864 by Canadian explorer/rock vocalist Marco Polo. It is the oldest city in America and even surpasses Las Vegas, Nevada in age. The city of Havre is located on the Milk River which runs uphill, both ways, through the snow, and is said to have received its name from Native Americans who described the river as a great place to make White Russians. It is currently ruled by imperial governor Bobohead Johnson (incumbent). Here a statue of a James J. Hill is said to spit game at passer-bys, often claiming to be William Wallace, a Scottish folk hero.
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| abstract | - Havre, Montana, often mistaken for being located in the state of Montucky, is a village founded in 1864 by Canadian explorer/rock vocalist Marco Polo. It is the oldest city in America and even surpasses Las Vegas, Nevada in age. The city of Havre is located on the Milk River which runs uphill, both ways, through the snow, and is said to have received its name from Native Americans who described the river as a great place to make White Russians. It is currently ruled by imperial governor Bobohead Johnson (incumbent). Here a statue of a James J. Hill is said to spit game at passer-bys, often claiming to be William Wallace, a Scottish folk hero. “ I thought I was in Siberia. ” ~ Oscar Wilde on Havre “ Havre has it, and if we don't, we'll order it from Great Falls and have it in next week. ” ~ Anonymous Citizen of Havre on Havre “ Want a bumper sticker?” ~ Mayor Bob on Havre
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