| Contents | - :Peter: Yeah it was just like that other Jewish musical we saw.
:William Shatner: Oh fiddler on the roof sounds crazy no? But here in our little village of Annatanka you might say each one of us... Kahn!... Kahn!
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:Stewie: [to Meg] In an attic somewhere, there's a portrait of you getting prettier.
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:Max Weinstein: Return his money and we'll go.
:Jim Kaplan: I don't have your money!
:Max Weinstein: How about that money?
:Jim Kaplan: No way! That's Lois' rainy day fund! Dammit!
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:Jerry Seinfeld: So, You couldn't date her because she was a tickler.
:George Costanza: A tickler.
:Jerry Seinfeld: And you're not a stickler for a tickler.
:George Costanza: Not a stickler for a tickler.
:Jerry Seinfeld: Not a tickler stickler.
:George Costanza: Not a tickler stickler.
:Both: [Absurd babbling]
:Brian: Where the hell is the remote?
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:Lois: I can't believe you squandered that money! I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child. [cutaway to Lois and Peter's wedding]
:Peter: What can I say about my beautiful bride except milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made! [cut back to the living room]
:Peter: You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, then do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
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:[Stewie wakes up, seeing Meg]
:Stewie: Ahh! What the hell are you doing?!
:Meg: Watching you sleep, cutie-pie.
:Stewie: Why you sick, sick moo-cow! Well, you shall watch no more!
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:Peter: They better not be expecting us to give money, because I gave at the church last Sunday, and I'm pretty sure it all goes to the same God.
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:Quagmire: Hey guys and dolls! Drinks are on do re mi!
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:Lois: No Mother, I do not think I'd be better off married to a chimp.
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:Chris: Where we going?
:Peter: Son, it's too late for me and Meg's a girl, but for you, the sky's the limit.
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:Peter: I'm sorry, Lois. I just wanted our son to be Jewish so he'd be smarter. Then maybe his wife wouldn't be sorry she didn't marry the chimp next door.
:Lois: Oh Peter, just because Steven more money than you doesn't mean he's any smarter.
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