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| rdfs:comment | - A rum drink.
- In 1739 Frederick II of Hohenstaufen founded a company dedicated to preserving fruits and vegetables. He believed that everyone deserves to have the best quality canned foods available to them at any time, and he set out to make this a reality using fair business practices, quality ingredients, and Secrets Man Was Not Meant To Know. Even as his dedication to the freshest farm-grown vegetables and blood oaths to demons took him to the top of the business world, he felt an emptiness inside of him. Unable to bear children due to his Y chromosome, he turned to Mad Science to fill the emotional void.
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| abstract | - A rum drink.
- In 1739 Frederick II of Hohenstaufen founded a company dedicated to preserving fruits and vegetables. He believed that everyone deserves to have the best quality canned foods available to them at any time, and he set out to make this a reality using fair business practices, quality ingredients, and Secrets Man Was Not Meant To Know. Even as his dedication to the freshest farm-grown vegetables and blood oaths to demons took him to the top of the business world, he felt an emptiness inside of him. Unable to bear children due to his Y chromosome, he turned to Mad Science to fill the emotional void. As always happens, villagers stormed his castle and fruit canning plant and burned it to the ground, forcing him to start a new life in America. For years, nothing was heard from him until his secondary plant was discovered in the barren wasteland known as Yuma, AZ. His corpse was found laying against a huge can labeled "Progeny in Light Syrup". Del Monte the Terrible was inside.
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