| abstract | - Fat Spiderman is Spiderman's alter ego from a parallel universe. Originally born from a black widow named Susan, and a human named Uncle Ben. He was born on Mar. 5, 1963 at a healthy weight of 45 lb. 7 oz. (As is, a normal weight for the universe of fatness.) His parents soon left him at the foot of an orphanarium's front door steps. The next morning a nun opened the front door to the sound of a baby crying. And once the nun tried to pick him up, she ended up braking her back from his massive weight he had gained, just 3 weeks after being born. Fat Spiderman became a superhero when his Aunt May was killed by Obese Green Goblin (who's skin is green because he ate too much copper), and he decided to stop the criminal by any means necessary. It was later discovered that the Obese Green Goblin didn't actually exist, and that Fat Spiderman had actually pushed Aunt May down the stairs in their lower middle class home, and made up the existance of the Obese Green Goblin to throw off the police. Fat Spiderman spent five years in prison for the murder of Aunt May (they let him off easy cause off his many years of fighting crime... even though he never actually did). When he got back, he re-began his crime fighting career (or rather started it for the first time, since it was originally a cover for Aunt May's death). Fat Spiderman's first victim criminal, he stopped turned out to be an old lady, who was only trying to get her cat out of a tree. Fat Spiderman assumed she was trying to harm the cat, and body slammed her into the ground. Fat Spiderman was then taken to court and sentenced to another seven years in prison.
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