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| rdfs:comment | - The Cheap Bastard, also known as The Boss around the office, Big B by many people, Daddy by his hookers, Alfred Shanaynay Leslie Hancock by his birth parents, Dakota Howlingston III by those that raised him, King of the Pimps in the hood, Theladiesman11 and/or BigC0k12ft1011 on the internet, The Bastard economici in Italian, El bastardo barato in Spanish, Le bâtard bon marché in French, and 格安バスタード (Kakuyasu basutādo) in Japanese is the creator of Halo: Comedy Evolved and is undefeated in terms of cheap bastardness.
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| Affiliation | - Well, he supports Libertarians.
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| Notable | - *Created the 2552 Movie Halo: Comedy Evolved.
*Kept the Beaver Rape scene in his movie Attack of the Psychotic Pedo Beavers.
*Shot some dude to death for touching his office thermostat.
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| Vehicles | - A Mercedes Benz and a Limo of blackness
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| Height | - At least 6 feet something
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| abstract | - The Cheap Bastard, also known as The Boss around the office, Big B by many people, Daddy by his hookers, Alfred Shanaynay Leslie Hancock by his birth parents, Dakota Howlingston III by those that raised him, King of the Pimps in the hood, Theladiesman11 and/or BigC0k12ft1011 on the internet, The Bastard economici in Italian, El bastardo barato in Spanish, Le bâtard bon marché in French, and 格安バスタード (Kakuyasu basutādo) in Japanese is the creator of Halo: Comedy Evolved and is undefeated in terms of cheap bastardness.
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