| abstract | - Joel: Sugar and- Sugar: Keep talking and feel true pain. Caber: (notices a cave) This looks interesting. Sugar: Yeah! Caber: Charmander, we'll need you to use your tail flame the light the way. Charmander: (nods understandingly) Charmander. Joel: Don't you dare do anything funny! Caber: Relax. Charmander just didn't like that joke you played. Joel: I didn't mean to scare you guys! Sugar: (enraged) I still have sand in my hair! (echoes) Caber: Hmm. I wonder what that was. (goes further in with Charmander) Caber: Ev'rybody stay close. I don't want us to get separated. Caber: There's that sound again. Sugar: W-Whaddaya suppose it is? Caber: I dunno, Sugar. I don't think I've heard such a noise before. But something tells me it's a Pokémon. (pulls out a Dusk Ball) Joel: Sounds like somethin' else to me. Caber: Wait.... Sugar: We're caved in! Caber: Now let's not panic. (tries to move the rocks) Sugar: Ohhh, I'm scared! (tries to help Caber) Druddigon: (roars) Druddigon! Sugar: (grabs Caber) It's gonna eat us!! Caber: Whoa, a Druddigon. A shiny one at that. (pulls out Pokédex.) Sugar: (grabs Caber tighter) It's most likely going to eat us! Caber: Why do you think that, Sugar? Sugar: It's huge and looks pretty menacing. Joel: Unlike you, you're a happy-go-lucky midget. Caber: Everybody, calm down. I'll catch it. Charmander, use Slash! Caber: Dodge and use Smokescreen. Caber: Use Dragon Rage, then merge it with your Flamethrower! Caber: Go, Dusk Ball! (throws his Dusk Ball) Caber: Excellent. We got Druddigon. Charmander: (nods) Charmander. Sugar: (smiles) Good, it's not gonna hurt anyone! Caber: Sugar... You're not, uh, afraid of Dragon Pokémon, are you? Sugar: If they're wild, yes. I'm just scared of bigger wild Pokémon. Caber: (realizes) Oh... Well, you realize that Cupcake, being a Bulbasaur, may someday become a Venusaur. How do you think you'll put up with that? Sugar: Simple, I'll use an Everstone. Caber: Why it's a Jaw Fossil! Sugar: A Jaw Fossil? Caber: Ya usually find these in the Kalos region. With this, I could revive it into a Tyrunt, then it'll evolve into Tyrantrum after some training. Sugar: Cool! Joel: Guys, I have a Pokémon that I think can get us outta here. (He sends a Diglett) Sugar: Why didn't you tell us?! Caber: Yeah, it might've helped us earlier. Joel: Slipped my mind...? Sugar: (whilst wrestling Joel) I'm going to kill you! Joel: It really did slip my mind! Sugar: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR DIGLETT!! Caber: (chuckles) This is almost amusing. (pulls out Pokédex.) Charmander: (chuckles) Char-Char-Char. Joel: Dude, I am getting pummeled! By a girl, nonetheless! Sugar: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! Caber: Uh, I think Diglett's done digging a way outta here. Caber: Now what say we get outta here? (places the Jaw Fossil in his backpack) Sugar: (immediately stops) Ok! Joel: Sugar, you act like a flipping Growlithe. Sugar: I heard that! Sugar: I'm glad we're out of there. Caber: Me too. What say we meet our new teammate, Charmander? Charmander: (nods) Char! Druddigon: Digon! Cupcake: (She waves via her vines) Bulba saur! Caber: Druddigon, I'll be your Trainer from now on. Let's all work together to make our dreams come true. Charmander: Charmander-Char! Druddigon: (nods vigorously) Druddigon! Caber: Welcome to the team, Druddigon. Druddigon: (nods) Dru! (pumps his fists) Joel: How cliché of- (Sugar stamps on his foot) OWWW!!!! Sugar, I'm going to destroy you! Joel: Dude, she likes- Sugar: Tell and die!
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