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| rdfs:comment | - Following 16 Followers 287 File:Default profile add photo.gif California Gurl Just hopped off my plane at LAX. Damn thing was an hour late. Since when do they let black guys do the announcements at the airport? smh. RT @Sn00pyd0gg: Greetings loved ones. Let's take a journey I hate when creepers follow me -_- I don't think i'm in california anymore... Pamphlet lied. This grass is white at best. Water is contaminated. searching for alternate source. Getting thirsty. Search for water continues. No water, but gin and juice works too. What the fuck is that?!?!?!? There's a chick in a bubble. Shes kinda hot.
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| abstract | - Following 16 Followers 287 File:Default profile add photo.gif California Gurl Just hopped off my plane at LAX. Damn thing was an hour late. Since when do they let black guys do the announcements at the airport? smh. RT @Sn00pyd0gg: Greetings loved ones. Let's take a journey I hate when creepers follow me -_- I don't think i'm in california anymore... Pamphlet lied. This grass is white at best. Water is contaminated. searching for alternate source. Getting thirsty. Search for water continues. No water, but gin and juice works too. What the fuck is that?!?!?!? THAT BITCH FLIPPED ME OFF! IMMA CUT A BITCH! WHERES MY CUTTIN KNIFE?! There's a chick in a bubble. Shes kinda hot. I kissed a girl and I liked it ;) Not to alarm anyone, but these goddam candy canes are fucking snakes. Oh wait! This one isn't ;) Sunbathing naked on a cloud. hmu This is the second time I've had to rescue a chick from a jell-o block this week. I need new friends. Why did my hair change color? There are some fucked up creatures in California. And these demonic gingerbread men are pretty weird too. Had threesome with the @Jellogirl and the gingerbread man. Ate gingerbread man. Jello girl is starting to look good too. @Jellogirl OOPS! Hope we can get past this embarrassing moment. I was still hungry okay? Hair changed color again. This is becoming a problem. The number of girls trapped in plastic has been surprisingly low. Spoke too soon. Sunbathing naked on a cloud again. One might question where the 8 half-naked dancing girls came from, but not me ;) @Sn00pyd0gg you can eat my cupcake ;) Cloud turned into Cotton Candy. Not complaining. @Jellogirl get my cutting knife. That fucker is back. Oh... Shit... it brought friends. RT @Sn00pyd0gg: I wonder if she's figured out I want to fuck her yet? Sexy dances haven't failed me yet... Sexy dances failed me :(Attach WHAT to my nipples?! I'm willing to try anything once ;) This is the third kinkiest thing I have ever attached to my nipples. No wait, fourth. So just squeeze and the white stuff comes out? That's what my last boyfriend told me too! That fucker who flipped me off is dead. @Jellogirl is fucking its corpse. You go Jello girl! I think @Jellogirl is dead. RIP @Jellogirl Sexy dance party with the King of Candyfornia? I think so. Hair changed color again. I think I might be dying. Gratuitous cleavage shot. I hereby dedicate my twitter page to @Jellogirl, who died the way she lived, with a mouth full of a gelatinous product.
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