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| rdfs:label | - Secret Governmental Report Number 244212
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| rdfs:comment | - Following sixty years of study, costing billions of dollars, the primary result of the research was the release of a forty-four word statement in 2008 that "it is clear to this agency that the a splosion should somehow be prevented, since the massive lack of light and warmth would make it increasingly hard to keep the cost of living at an acceptable level in the United States of America."
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| abstract | - Following sixty years of study, costing billions of dollars, the primary result of the research was the release of a forty-four word statement in 2008 that "it is clear to this agency that the a splosion should somehow be prevented, since the massive lack of light and warmth would make it increasingly hard to keep the cost of living at an acceptable level in the United States of America."
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