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  • Vampire ants
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  • By definition Vampire ants are the undead ants which feed on the blood plasma of the living ants. They're the hooker's of the insect world, thought to be stuck somewhere between life and death. Ants are scavenger animals just like vampires. Vampire ants, on the other hand, are extremely unsocial. The colonies of undead ants act as a disunified whole described as individual organisms, a stark contrast with ant colonies which effectively work together, often termed superorganism.
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  • By definition Vampire ants are the undead ants which feed on the blood plasma of the living ants. They're the hooker's of the insect world, thought to be stuck somewhere between life and death. Ants are scavenger animals just like vampires. Vampire ants, on the other hand, are extremely unsocial. The colonies of undead ants act as a disunified whole described as individual organisms, a stark contrast with ant colonies which effectively work together, often termed superorganism. The dead always inform the living, nothing does this more efficiently than the written word, unfortunately its effectiveness is often lost on ants. Today, vampires are considered to be folklore or mythological in nature since modern society has divulged ficticious creatures from reality, like spirits, zombies, unicorns, invisible teapots, and spaghetti monsters. But like all things supernatural, even super AIDS, they're tenably real and should be taken with great care and caution. Supernatural entities inhabit both reality and super-reality. The burden of proof always lies with authorities figures and not on the shoulders of the common people. So proceed, knowing full well this is very very real.