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  • Cum in a Can
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  • In 1998 Dr. Richard Head of the university of Fellatio Falls, N.R surveyed over 1,000 people regarding if they enjoying swallowing when giving oral sex? Over 88% of replies from men and women that Dr. Head surveyed said they do enjoy the taste. When Dr. Heads next question prompted if they enjoyed the taste so much, would they drink it if it was available in a can? 77% answered yes, so it was only natural that companies such as Coca-Cola & Pepsi would race to get a recipe released for a new high protein health beverage out on the market. Coca Cola would release the first protein carbohydrate label of fitness drinks in the summer of 1999. The product was labeled, "Cocka-Cola" that featured the classic recipe of cola, with added sources of protein for that special creamy after taste. Pepsi w
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  • In 1998 Dr. Richard Head of the university of Fellatio Falls, N.R surveyed over 1,000 people regarding if they enjoying swallowing when giving oral sex? Over 88% of replies from men and women that Dr. Head surveyed said they do enjoy the taste. When Dr. Heads next question prompted if they enjoyed the taste so much, would they drink it if it was available in a can? 77% answered yes, so it was only natural that companies such as Coca-Cola & Pepsi would race to get a recipe released for a new high protein health beverage out on the market. Coca Cola would release the first protein carbohydrate label of fitness drinks in the summer of 1999. The product was labeled, "Cocka-Cola" that featured the classic recipe of cola, with added sources of protein for that special creamy after taste. Pepsi would soon follow with their brand, "Poopsie" with the tag "The taste of a new generation" which put people off at first, but once they got past the misinforming name of the product, they where pleasantly satisfied with the much smoother taste of Pepsi-cola with semen that was not as fizzy as Cokes brand that was causing a lot of cum bubbles to be burped back up. The new protein sodas where a hit on the market and looked like they where here to stay. Soon both Coke and Pepsi started releasing new additional flavors on the market, these included the great refreshing tastes of cola and cock with extra hints of Cherry, Lemon, Lime, Salt & Vinegar, Pepperoni, Chili Cheese and Chives and Coconut Ball Sweat. Each new flavor had a remarkable impact of single sales, except for the Lemon & Cum flavor, that was said to just taste plain right disgusting as it still contained the pips. There is now over 21 different brands on the market containing the high protein source of added goodness. Most people agree that RC-Cocky-Cola is the cheapest and best, even tho they nearly had got sued for using a name almost similar to Cocka-Cola's trademark.