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  • Red-Blooded American
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  • How can you tell if you're a Red-Blooded American? Here are some identifying characteristics, courtesy of Glenn Beck: * Feels suspicious of American Muslims, especially democratically elected ones. * Buys Christmas presents at ColbertNation.com * Has never attended a same-sex marriage. * Has never burned an American flag. * Doesn't listen to The Dixie Chicks. If you fit this description, and you live in the United States of America, not plain old America, you're a Red-Blooded American. If you don't fit this description, you are invited to a reservation in Taxachusetts.
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  • How can you tell if you're a Red-Blooded American? Here are some identifying characteristics, courtesy of Glenn Beck: * Feels suspicious of American Muslims, especially democratically elected ones. * Buys Christmas presents at ColbertNation.com * Has never attended a same-sex marriage. * Has never burned an American flag. * Doesn't listen to The Dixie Chicks. If you fit this description, and you live in the United States of America, not plain old America, you're a Red-Blooded American. If you don't fit this description, you are invited to a reservation in Taxachusetts. welcome in our tribe, go one our vision quest This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.