| rdfs:comment | - Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey (born 11 January 1978) is a former English international footballer who played for Liverpool from 2000 to 2004.
- Heskey is the best player to ever grace the beautiful game.
- Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey (born 11 January 1978) is sadly an English footballer who currently sits on the bench for Aston Villa and has robbed a living failing as a striker. The hopeless, defenders dream has had a crazy 62 caps for England and has found the back of the net a pathetic 7 times, making this Lennie Henry look-a-like the worst player in the history of football. More astonishingly is that Heskey has an accumulative 23.5 million pounds of tranfer fees, which could buy a player much less shit like low-league murderer Lee Hughes or serial criminal Marlon King.
- Emile Heskey is a rather fast unemployed black man. He is famous in football for being famous despite having no discernible footballing talent. He remains popular with many, however, because he is a rather fast black man and that's actually quite useful sometimes.
- Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey (born 11 January 1978) is an English professional footballer who plays for Bolton Wanderers as a striker. Before joining the club, he made more than 500 appearances in the Football League and Premier League over an 18-year career, and represented England in international football. He also had a spell for Australian A-League side Newcastle Jets.
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| abstract | - Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey (born 11 January 1978) is a former English international footballer who played for Liverpool from 2000 to 2004.
- Heskey is the best player to ever grace the beautiful game.
- Emile Heskey is a rather fast unemployed black man. He is famous in football for being famous despite having no discernible footballing talent. He remains popular with many, however, because he is a rather fast black man and that's actually quite useful sometimes. Born in Leicester, he grew up knowing Gary Lineker as a childhood friend and constant presence. The experience rubbed off on him, and he started playing for Leicester in 1994 where he surprisingly scored several goals. He made his £11 million move to Liverpool in 2000. Yeah, I know, £11 million. Anyway, after Liverpool realised that he was awful (it only took them four years) he moved to Birmingham City FC in 2004. They logically got rid of him by trading him to Wigan in 2006 and he was then shipped to Aston Villa in 2009. He made his England debut in 1999 against Hungary in a 1-1 draw in which he (to the surprise of many) nearly scored. He didn't, but it was close. He retired from international football after Euro 2004 and former team mate and England striking partner Michael Owen was not very sympathetic, saying, "Good riddance - he really is absolute bollocks." Coupled with being constantly slagged off by the press and the emergence of a powerful white skinned man up front he thought it best to call it a day.
- Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey (born 11 January 1978) is an English professional footballer who plays for Bolton Wanderers as a striker. Before joining the club, he made more than 500 appearances in the Football League and Premier League over an 18-year career, and represented England in international football. He also had a spell for Australian A-League side Newcastle Jets. Born in Leicester, Heskey started his career with Leicester City after progressing through their youth system, making his first team debut in 1995. After winning the League Cup in 1997 and 2000 he made an £11 million move to Liverpool in 2000, which, at the time, was the record transfer fee paid by the club. At Liverpool, he won multiple honours, including the FA Cup in 2001. He moved to Birmingham City in 2004 and after their relegation from the FA Premier League signed for Wigan Athletic for a club record £5.5 million fee in 2006. He signed for Aston Villa in 2009 and was released in 2012 before signing for Australian A-League side Newcastle Jets. After two years, he returned to England, signing for Football League Championship side Bolton Wanderers. Heskey was an England international at under-16, under-18, under-21, B and senior levels. He made his England debut against Hungary in a 1–1 draw in 1999. He lost his place in the squad after UEFA Euro 2004, during which he failed to shine and was the subject of much criticism. After a long lay-off from international duty, Heskey was recalled to the England squad for UEFA Euro 2008 qualifiers in September 2007. He retired from international football following the 2010 FIFA World Cup, having attained 62 caps and scored seven goals for his country.
- Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey (born 11 January 1978) is sadly an English footballer who currently sits on the bench for Aston Villa and has robbed a living failing as a striker. The hopeless, defenders dream has had a crazy 62 caps for England and has found the back of the net a pathetic 7 times, making this Lennie Henry look-a-like the worst player in the history of football. More astonishingly is that Heskey has an accumulative 23.5 million pounds of tranfer fees, which could buy a player much less shit like low-league murderer Lee Hughes or serial criminal Marlon King. The dozy bulldozer was named in the 2010 FIFA world cup team, where he injured England captain Rio Ferdinand and ruled him out of the tournament, presenting the opportunity for Mathew Upson to allow proper striker Miroslav Klose to bag his 400th world cup goal. Heskey has been labbelled as an unselfish striker, mainly due to the fact that playing for England we had to find something positive to say about this dog shit striker. However, Heskey did score a goal against Germany in an unforgettable 5-1 victory, where firey-haired legend Paul Scholes set Heskey free to unleash a scuffed shot past German porn star Oliver Kahn. Heskey's only notable run of form came just over a decade ago when playing for Liverpool and annoying everybody with his irrelevant DJ celebration, thankfully over Emile's 15 year career we have only had to see this a couple of times. The final chapter of his awful story came when he retired from International football, which should never have been his decision to make but thankfully he did and now Emile can focuss all of his ability on missing sitters for Villa over the coming years.
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