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| rdfs:label | - William Bennett
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| rdfs:comment | - William Bennett (7 April 1873 – 4 November 1937) was a Labour Party politician. Born in Somerset and educated at Bath Grammar School, he was elected member of parliament for Battersea South at a by-election in February 1929. This was his fourth attempt to win a parliamentary seat, and he held the seat when a general election was held in May of the same year. He was unseated at the next general election in 1931 and although he tried to return to the House of Commons on three occasions he was unsuccessful.
- William John "Bill" Bennett (born July 31, 1943) (also known as Little Willie, Wee Willie, and in Washington, D.C. as simply Very Little Dick) was the most virtuous man the world has ever known. In fact, he invented virtue. His invention of virtue allowed mankind to arise from its primordial, slothful state of constant drug use, masturbation, and Uncyclopedia editing, thus laying the foundation for a civilized society. Though parts of his book The Book of Virtue were plagiarized by Aesop, Aristotle, and the writers of the Bible, he was of such a forgiving nature that he did not mind them taking credit for his ideas. And when he wasn't betting in Vegas (or Atlantic City, on the internet, or with his local bookie), and drinking like a Kennedy, he gave millions of people lessons on how to be
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| abstract | - William Bennett (7 April 1873 – 4 November 1937) was a Labour Party politician. Born in Somerset and educated at Bath Grammar School, he was elected member of parliament for Battersea South at a by-election in February 1929. This was his fourth attempt to win a parliamentary seat, and he held the seat when a general election was held in May of the same year. He was unseated at the next general election in 1931 and although he tried to return to the House of Commons on three occasions he was unsuccessful. He entered local politics in March 1934 when he was chosen as an alderman of the London County Council, holding the seat until his death.
- William John "Bill" Bennett (born July 31, 1943) (also known as Little Willie, Wee Willie, and in Washington, D.C. as simply Very Little Dick) was the most virtuous man the world has ever known. In fact, he invented virtue. His invention of virtue allowed mankind to arise from its primordial, slothful state of constant drug use, masturbation, and Uncyclopedia editing, thus laying the foundation for a civilized society. Though parts of his book The Book of Virtue were plagiarized by Aesop, Aristotle, and the writers of the Bible, he was of such a forgiving nature that he did not mind them taking credit for his ideas. And when he wasn't betting in Vegas (or Atlantic City, on the internet, or with his local bookie), and drinking like a Kennedy, he gave millions of people lessons on how to be virtuous.
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