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| rdfs:comment | - US Senator from Idaho.
- Larry "Men's Room" Craig a former Republican Senator from Idaho and the perfect example of the sort of person who tells people what they should be ashamed of doing. Then he does that thing just to verify to himself that it is shameful. When he is absolutely sure, more testing is done, while warning others against the practice. In Mr. Craig's case, the action is cruising men's restrooms in pursuit of gay sex. Larry Craig was a toilet troll, Lewd, Lusty, Lavitorial-Loving. Larry Craig (who is 100% heterosexual FYI) was a senator who fought to protect our sweet innocent children from evil sodomites.
- Idaho's Larry "Happy Feet" Craig is a superstraight guy who is proud to have been in America's Senate for the last seventeen years and regrets his sudden need to spend time with his family. Mr. Craig made his announcement on the same day Alberto Gonzales announced his resignation as The Greatest Attorney General Ever, despite visiting the democrat trap disguised as a bathroom nearly 2 months before. Republican Senator Craig regrets this unfortunate turn of events, especially the timing. Idaho wishes you well, sir!
- Craig earned the trust of the state of Idaho when he was elected to the U.S. Senate in 1990 and re-elected to office in 1996 and 2002. His hobbies include cruising (on planes from airport to airport), announcing he is not gay, and announcing that he is resigning (at some point in the future, he subsquently had to give this hobby up when his term expired). He also enjoys baseball, Tae Kwon Do, straddling canyons, and anything else where his unusually wide stance is not an impediment. Whiskey is arguably the most heterosexual of all beverages.
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| abstract | - Craig earned the trust of the state of Idaho when he was elected to the U.S. Senate in 1990 and re-elected to office in 1996 and 2002. His hobbies include cruising (on planes from airport to airport), announcing he is not gay, and announcing that he is resigning (at some point in the future, he subsquently had to give this hobby up when his term expired). He also enjoys baseball, Tae Kwon Do, straddling canyons, and anything else where his unusually wide stance is not an impediment. In a surprising twist of events for the respected senator, Larry Craig was caught with his pants down on August 28th 2007, arrested for lewd conduct and subsequently accidentally pleaded guilty. Craig had drunk so much Bushmills Irish Black Bush Whiskey (a gift from Ted Kennedy of all people) that he accidentally, inadvertently signaled that he wanted to give a man a blow job (in lieu of the usual circle-jerk), when in fact he was making a gesture meant to communicate "My legs are so far apart that I can't reach the toilet paper. Could you give me a hand? Can you spare a square?" Whiskey is arguably the most heterosexual of all beverages. Based on this honest mistake, Craig's conviction was swiftly overturned. Due to his honest voting record, it is thought that Americans will give him the benefit of the doubt and will re-elect him in the next election cycle.
- US Senator from Idaho.
- Idaho's Larry "Happy Feet" Craig is a superstraight guy who is proud to have been in America's Senate for the last seventeen years and regrets his sudden need to spend time with his family. Mr. Craig made his announcement on the same day Alberto Gonzales announced his resignation as The Greatest Attorney General Ever, despite visiting the democrat trap disguised as a bathroom nearly 2 months before. Republican Senator Craig regrets this unfortunate turn of events, especially the timing. Idaho wishes you well, sir! Idaho governor C.L. "Butch" Otter told everyone he stands behind Republican Senator Craig, just not too close behind, and regrets that he may have to select a replacement for Mr. Craig, if and when the time comes to do so. Butch also wanted to reiterate to all America that at no time has Idaho ever had an airport, or public bathrooms. Rumors of such things existing in Idaho are scurrilous.
- Larry "Men's Room" Craig a former Republican Senator from Idaho and the perfect example of the sort of person who tells people what they should be ashamed of doing. Then he does that thing just to verify to himself that it is shameful. When he is absolutely sure, more testing is done, while warning others against the practice. In Mr. Craig's case, the action is cruising men's restrooms in pursuit of gay sex. Larry Craig was a toilet troll, Lewd, Lusty, Lavitorial-Loving. Larry Craig (who is 100% heterosexual FYI) was a senator who fought to protect our sweet innocent children from evil sodomites.
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