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  • Ong
  • Ong
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  • Ong is a flimsy ballerina who has a green belt at the art of "dancebending" who can't distinguish between twirling and kung-fu. After being denied from several strip clubs because he was a nun, he decided to pursue his acting career and subsequently got cast into the EPIC FAIL of a movie. To this day, he still pretends to be an Asian even though he is clearly from Narnia. Ong was a central character in the M. Night Shitupon disaster movie: The Last Airbender (2010) With respect to the name, that would likely be his last film.
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  • Ong is a flimsy ballerina who has a green belt at the art of "dancebending" who can't distinguish between twirling and kung-fu. After being denied from several strip clubs because he was a nun, he decided to pursue his acting career and subsequently got cast into the EPIC FAIL of a movie. To this day, he still pretends to be an Asian even though he is clearly from Narnia. Ong was a central character in the M. Night Shitupon disaster movie: The Last Airbender (2010) With respect to the name, that would likely be his last film.