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  • Tony Ahn
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  • After graduate school, Ahn moved to Seattle and worked as a psychotherapist. He got tired of social work and got a job as an Assistant Manager of a Starbucks, which paid twice as much, but wanted to be in charge of more square footage, so eventually got hired at Target, which he felt was more gentrified, especially since he thinks the French pseudo-pronunciation is the correct one.
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Birth Date
  • 1975
Residence
  • Makati, Metro Manila
Name
  • Tony Ahn
Alma mater
Home Town
Occupation
  • Bullshit artist
Birth name
  • James Anthony Hellmann
Nationality
  • American
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  • After graduate school, Ahn moved to Seattle and worked as a psychotherapist. He got tired of social work and got a job as an Assistant Manager of a Starbucks, which paid twice as much, but wanted to be in charge of more square footage, so eventually got hired at Target, which he felt was more gentrified, especially since he thinks the French pseudo-pronunciation is the correct one.