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  • Bez (dancer)
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  • A strange light appeared in the skies over Salford and, entranced by its beauty, small groups of people began to converge beneath its shimmering rays. Three Dealers arrived from the East-side, having followed the light for many days. They found Bez wrapped in newspaper and laying in an MFI manger. Overawed, they presented the stunned parents gifts of Golden Brown, Mandies and E. Three social workers conferred and decided that the pub was a better option than a home visit. Three shepherds who had been peacefully minding their sheep in the 1920s found themselves confused by the Rusholme traffic and arrived terrified, laying down their crooks they praised him, saying:
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  • A strange light appeared in the skies over Salford and, entranced by its beauty, small groups of people began to converge beneath its shimmering rays. Three Dealers arrived from the East-side, having followed the light for many days. They found Bez wrapped in newspaper and laying in an MFI manger. Overawed, they presented the stunned parents gifts of Golden Brown, Mandies and E. Three social workers conferred and decided that the pub was a better option than a home visit. Three shepherds who had been peacefully minding their sheep in the 1920s found themselves confused by the Rusholme traffic and arrived terrified, laying down their crooks they praised him, saying: "Behold the Bez of God, Glory be unto Him and in protective custody praise Him." Would the world have come to know the glory that is Bez if not for these seemingly supernatural events?