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| rdfs:label | - Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:"Cash for Clunkers" to end Monday, American car companies overjoyed
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| rdfs:comment | - Made this on the spur of the moment. Tell me what you think. 04:37 Aug 21, 2009 I didn't even know Rob Wilde was a real person. I just took a random name (Robert) and combined it with Oscar Wilde (Robert Wilde). Weird, huh? 03:12 Aug 22, 2009
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| Pcomment | - Sounds like a real news article, which I think makes it funnier. But I found the struck out parts broke the flow of what you were writing. Maybe you use these in quotes? I noticed you switched some of your editing style from American to British. For example, ending one sentence with a quote as Family Guy." and another with two hundred and fifty years". . It's minor, but it stuck out to me .
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| Icomment | - I like the pic, and think one's all this needs. The only problem I see is Obama would have to be kneeling. I think it would work better if he was either standing, or even better, shown kneeling beside the car, like he's pleading with America. But still, I think the pics a good choice.
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| Ccomment | - I like the concept of automakers being upset with the program, when in reality they generally like it because they sell more cars. And I also like the idea of there not being many cheap used cars for sale. I think you can develop this more.
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| Hcomment | - First, you should know this is my first Pee Review here. I read through several submitted articles until I found one I liked. I found it funny. But there are areas I think could be funnier I hate racist jokes, but don't see this as racist--very good treatment here. I like the idea of American automakers being upset because people are buying more foreign cars. I would like to see this expanded, maybe hear something from manufacturers of Nissan or Toyota. Maybe you could tie in the anti-black thing with a pro-Asian thing, or some such. Just an idea. I loved mixing government program with TV program in "We lost more money on this program than FOX did on Family Guy." Only question--did Family Guy cost FOX a lot of money? Maybe it did, I don't know. If not, you might find something that really did lose FOX a lot of money. For some reason I think "depending on the make and state of their clunkers." sounds funny; don't know why, but I like it.
The Cash for Cluckers could be funny, but it seemed out of place. I didn't find the Mash for Dunkers part funny, but humor is a matter of personal taste. Maybe if you set up these jokes, led into there being related programs, it might be funnier. Also if you keep the Cluckers part , I would end the sentence on "hens and roosters." I don't think you want to keep going with the sentence after you hit the punch line--usually you want the funny words to be last. Same thing applies to "take action against President Obama by mailing their old hips from their pre-hip replacement days with a letter saying "Here's your clunkers, Negro!"
Also did you know a real Robert Wilde died recently? http://freedomeden.blogspot.com/2009/07/rob-wilde.html
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| Fcomment | - I think, with a little work, this article could be very good. Right now I don't think it's quite there. But if you improve it as much as I think you can, I can imagine it being featured. If you rewrite it, leave me a note on my talk page, OK? And by the way, because your article is timely I tried writing this quickly, so please forgive my own typos.
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| abstract | - Made this on the spur of the moment. Tell me what you think. 04:37 Aug 21, 2009 I didn't even know Rob Wilde was a real person. I just took a random name (Robert) and combined it with Oscar Wilde (Robert Wilde). Weird, huh? 03:12 Aug 22, 2009
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