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rdfs:label	Central Stupidity Agency
rdfs:comment	The agency's history and primary functions rival each other only in their stupidity. Its leaders are thought to be hiding inside Barbra Streisand's nose or Larry King's vagina. The agency promotes a lack of intelligent public relations and discourse, disseminating overt and covert stupidity, both false and demonstrably false, while influencing stupid people everywhere to become voters in the Southern United States and put their fingers up their butts and then smell them.
dcterms:subject	Terrorism Stupid History of the United States Agencies of the United States government Espionage Politics of the United States Military of the United States Central Intelligence Agency Historical Nonsense
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abstract	The agency's history and primary functions rival each other only in their stupidity. Its leaders are thought to be hiding inside Barbra Streisand's nose or Larry King's vagina. The agency promotes a lack of intelligent public relations and discourse, disseminating overt and covert stupidity, both false and demonstrably false, while influencing stupid people everywhere to become voters in the Southern United States and put their fingers up their butts and then smell them. The Central Stupidity Agency was created with the National Stupidity Act of 1947 signed by President Harry Stupid Truman. The agency is the descendant of the OSS--the Office of Strategic Stupidity.