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- Guano es el director de LilyMu. El es hijo perdido de Ozu .
- The Guano is an item that can be found in Galactic Hot Dogs Island.
- Guano is an evil penguin. His real name is William Pecker. William was a store robber who was running away from the police, when he fell down a sewer manhole. The sewer was full of chemicals flushed by Ernie. The chemicals caused William to fuse with the sewage turning his body into, well, poop. He is in a group called the Potty Party Being 90% water, he can mold himself into any shape he chooses to, go inside penguins via their mouth or nostrils, and strangle them from the inside (although they'll probably die from the stench first). If he gets dehydrated then he is immobile.
- Guano was a member of Sergeant Moak's squad in the Malaz 14th Army.
- The ideal type of guano is found where there is little competition and exceptionally poor watchdogs, as the steady drip of truth drains the guano of effectiveness, exposing the lies and bullshit hidden beneath. Guano is used by powerseekers in most democracies because of those irritating voters: (for example the European Union) and in most 'free' markets (for example the USA). These areas have been home to grubby little marketeers (also known as shitemongers) for many centuries, and the guano has collected to a depth of many metres. In the 19th century, Great Britain was famous for its supply of guano which was treated like gold. The USA has since gained dominance in world guano production, with huge amounts being produced by McDonald's and similar global corporations. The US Government ha
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- Guano es el director de LilyMu. El es hijo perdido de Ozu .
- The Guano is an item that can be found in Galactic Hot Dogs Island.
- Guano is an evil penguin. His real name is William Pecker. William was a store robber who was running away from the police, when he fell down a sewer manhole. The sewer was full of chemicals flushed by Ernie. The chemicals caused William to fuse with the sewage turning his body into, well, poop. He is in a group called the Potty Party Being 90% water, he can mold himself into any shape he chooses to, go inside penguins via their mouth or nostrils, and strangle them from the inside (although they'll probably die from the stench first). If he gets dehydrated then he is immobile.
- Guano was a member of Sergeant Moak's squad in the Malaz 14th Army.
- The ideal type of guano is found where there is little competition and exceptionally poor watchdogs, as the steady drip of truth drains the guano of effectiveness, exposing the lies and bullshit hidden beneath. Guano is used by powerseekers in most democracies because of those irritating voters: (for example the European Union) and in most 'free' markets (for example the USA). These areas have been home to grubby little marketeers (also known as shitemongers) for many centuries, and the guano has collected to a depth of many metres. In the 19th century, Great Britain was famous for its supply of guano which was treated like gold. The USA has since gained dominance in world guano production, with huge amounts being produced by McDonald's and similar global corporations. The US Government have used Guano to good effect in recent times, mainly to promote Major League Bloodbath. One of the greatest innovators in guano spreading was Joseph Goebbels (working for his client The Third Reich). His innovations led to mass psychosis, the abolition of most civil liberties, and the persecution of millions of innocent hedgehogs and hamsters. Guano is still a major constituent of the information supply in most dictatorships. Guano has been spread for millennia by rulers, especially in times when their careers were on the rocks. It is most effective when its intended recipients are kept in state of ignorance, and where the flow of facts is administered by private and state companies. The Marketeer Vulture has historically been the most important producer of guano; its guano also tends to be more rich in pure crap than guano from other species. Other important guano producing species are the Spitlicking Lobbyist, the Lying Bustard, and its sidekick, the Willing Booby.
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