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rdfs:label	Call from Grandma
rdfs:comment	H-Hello? Honey? I'd like to talk to . What? Hello? Hello? What? This is who? Oh, hello honey! You sound so different on the phone. How are you? Good? That's good. I'm good too. Well, I need some help with something. I've got a...uh...a...DVD. And I put it in the player and I push the Play button and...uhh, the movie starts, and it's fine at first, but when people start talking, there are words on the bottom. What? What are they? Dubtitles? Lubtitles? Subritles? Puptitles? Oh, subtitles? Well how do I turn them off? The top? No, the bottom? I can't see it.
dcterms:subject	Old Farts Articles about a person written in the style of that person Articles written in the first person People who will probably be dead tomorrow Family
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abstract	H-Hello? Honey? I'd like to talk to . What? Hello? Hello? What? This is who? Oh, hello honey! You sound so different on the phone. How are you? Good? That's good. I'm good too. Well, I need some help with something. I've got a...uh...a...DVD. And I put it in the player and I push the Play button and...uhh, the movie starts, and it's fine at first, but when people start talking, there are words on the bottom. What? What are they? Dubtitles? Lubtitles? Subritles? Puptitles? Oh, subtitles? Well how do I turn them off? Button? Remote? Which remote? The big one? The little one? No, the medium-sized one? Okay. What is it supposed to say? Schmubtitles? Bubbidles? Nundidles? Oh...subtitles? Okay. I can't find it. Where is it? The top? No, the bottom? I can't see it.