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| rdfs:comment | - The Philippine Network War is a massive multiplayer online interstellar conflict fought between two of the world's largest media corporations in the Philippines. Casualties in the war are projected to run in the millions (give or take fifteen soap opera celebrities). No ceasefire has been signed, although the International War Crimes Tribunal has recently prosecuted both combatants (see infobox) for putting too much air time for hair-blackening shampoo commercials.
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| abstract | - The Philippine Network War is a massive multiplayer online interstellar conflict fought between two of the world's largest media corporations in the Philippines. Casualties in the war are projected to run in the millions (give or take fifteen soap opera celebrities). No ceasefire has been signed, although the International War Crimes Tribunal has recently prosecuted both combatants (see infobox) for putting too much air time for hair-blackening shampoo commercials.
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