The trick with navy rum is to drink it with water. You wake to find yourself 'somewhat fatigued'. You wouldn't be surprised to hear that the Intemperate Archaeologist was as 'indisposed' as a dog.
[…] You talk about plans and travels and Polythreme. She tells you about how she was rudely removed from the University over a matter of petty academic politics. Is that her hand on your shoulder? Just how intemperate is this young lady?