| rdfs:comment | - Hi, hello and welcome! A big and hearty thank thee for downloading this Parenting Guide, By God! This wonderful Guide is based on My best-selling Book, The Holy Bible (God the Father, Son, & Holy Ghost et al., 2000 B.C.E., Heaven: Cherumbim & Seraphim Publishers, revised edition), which thou mayst purchase for just a few dollars at thy favourite bookstore!!! Get thine today - it's packed with wonderful child-rearing tips, dietary advice, prophecy, fiction, bigotry and much, much more! All Prophets go to the Profits Fund! Buy YOURS NOW!! For every $10 you spend, $1 goes towards the gift of a better-than-ever Paradise © Cloud-and-Harp Set' ®™ for disadvantaged Angels.
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| abstract | - Hi, hello and welcome! A big and hearty thank thee for downloading this Parenting Guide, By God! This wonderful Guide is based on My best-selling Book, The Holy Bible (God the Father, Son, & Holy Ghost et al., 2000 B.C.E., Heaven: Cherumbim & Seraphim Publishers, revised edition), which thou mayst purchase for just a few dollars at thy favourite bookstore!!! Get thine today - it's packed with wonderful child-rearing tips, dietary advice, prophecy, fiction, bigotry and much, much more! All Prophets go to the Profits Fund! Buy YOURS NOW!! For every $10 you spend, $1 goes towards the gift of a better-than-ever Paradise © Cloud-and-Harp Set' ®™ for disadvantaged Angels. A Word of warning: some so-called Holy Books have been circulating in recent millenia. THEY ART FORGERIES,SCAMS AND SPAM!!! My only Authorised Word is the Christian Bible. All other alleged Holy Scriptures were written by False Profits and carry dangerous Viruses. If you receive copies of the following, do not open them!!!!! Al-Qu'ran, the Hebrew Talmud, the Bagavad Gita, the Vedas, the Sutras, the Book of Mormon, the Guru Granth Sahib, the Kojiki, the Tao-ti-ching, the Katha and Avesta. Any messages from Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, Ted Andrews, Melody or Edgar Cayce should be burned immediately in the interests of natural selectivity. And please warn thy children, so they canst learn to be as intolerant as thou.
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