| abstract | - {Disclaimer:I don't own Glee or Singing In the Rain} {Sang By Phineas instead of Matthew Morrison} {Is a song for Hyper and Phineas' Songathon} Though the world is so full of a number of things I know we shall all be happy as But are we? No, defininitely no, positivily no. Decidedly no. Mmm-mm. Short people have long faces and Long people have short faces. Big people have little humor And little people have no humor at all! And in the words of that immortal god Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead to the guillotine: Make em' laugh Make em' laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? (Ha ha!) My dad said "Be an actor son But be a comical one They'll be standing in lines For those old honky tonk monkeyshines" Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat Just slip on a banana peel The world's at your feet Make em' laugh Make em' laugh Make em' laugh Make em'... Make em' laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh My grandpa said go out and tell em' a joke But give it plenty of hoke Make em' roar Make em' scream Take a fall But a wall Split a seam You start at pretending You're a dancer with grace You wiggle 'till they're Giggling all over the place And then you get a great big custard pie in the face Make em' laugh Make em' laugh Make em' laugh Make em' laugh Make em' laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Make em' laugh, ah ha! Make em' laugh, ah ha! Make em' laugh, ah ha! Make em' laugh Make em' laugh Make em' laugh! (End of Song)
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