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  • Darth Fanon
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  • Darth Fanon was a Sith Lord whose identity wasn't revealed until everyone in the galaxy made a guess at it. Turns out he was just some Jedi nobody remembered from a hundred and fifty years before. In order to PWN the unknown nuisance, Darth Vader made every attempt to utilize the powah of the tiny burrito to destroy Darth Fanon. However, Fanon's ability to run like a bitch in lightsaber combat allowed him to escape Vader's justice.
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  • Darth Fanon was a Sith Lord whose identity wasn't revealed until everyone in the galaxy made a guess at it. Turns out he was just some Jedi nobody remembered from a hundred and fifty years before. In order to PWN the unknown nuisance, Darth Vader made every attempt to utilize the powah of the tiny burrito to destroy Darth Fanon. However, Fanon's ability to run like a bitch in lightsaber combat allowed him to escape Vader's justice. His best friend was Darth Wyyrlok. His uncanny ability to NOT FUCKING DIE TIME AFTER TIME earned him the title "the Human Cockroach" among his friends. Fanon housed a deep loathing for Scientology, and eventually hunted Scientologists into extinction.