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  • :Quagmire: Hey, you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom? :Peter: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down. ---- :Quagmire: Man, I love street fairs. They got rides, games, and ethnic food cooked horribly by white Americans. :Woman 1: [with brash Midwestern accent] Tacos! Hot tacos here! :Woman 2: [with equally brash Midwestern accent] Oh, are those tacos? :Woman 1: You better believe they're tacos! :Woman 2: I love tacos! Especially on a corn tortilla. :Woman 1: Ooooh! I love tacos on a corn tortilla! ---- :Chris: Without government, I'm free to take a lotta mescaline and drive to Vegas! ---- :Chris: Wait'll you see Debbie Reynolds on stage. ---- :Pastor: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. [lifts Quagmire to top with a giraffe] :Quagmire: I'm glad we waited. :[NINE MONTHS LATER] :[the giraffe gives birth and a little giraffe with Quagmire's head stands up, looks direct at Quagmire] :Giraffe Quagmire: Giraffity! :Quagmire: Yeah see, that's not mine. ---- :Ryan Phillippe: Would anyone like to be impregnated? ---- :Brian: Hey! So how's that Tea Party goin', huh? More like TP Party. [pause] Toilet paper.
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