About: dbkwik:resource/eSyvRDYVCMmpR_ikucWxfA==

Property	Value
rdf:type	PPC Agents
rdfs:label	Paddlebrains
rdfs:comment	Paddlebrains first registered on the PPC radar when drawing the attention of the Department of Bad Slash to a Real Person Slash travesty involving a third-wave emo band in a very compromising situation.[1] In revenge for this atrocity, Paddlebrains was dragged forcibly into the largest single exorcism/assassination ever undertaken by the DBS: that of The Land Before Time (see 'Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera'). She subsequently latched onto Agent Trojanhorse, and is currently turning a corner of RC #45 into an ashtray while being subjected to Legendary Badfic.
dcterms:subject	PPC Agents Department of Bad Slash
Response Center	45
Favorite(s)	R/S, nicotine
Boarder's Name	dbkwik:resource/8Q7JQyjI8E2lHTEugX_Umw==
Lust-object(s)	The Tenth Doctor, Rafa Nadal
Fandom(s)	LotR, HP, SG:A
Home Continuum	Potterverse AU
Age	Twentysomething
Division	Freelance
Name	Paddlebrains
Caption	Agent Paddlebrains
dbkwik:ppc/property/wikiPageUsesTemplate	dbkwik:resource/TW2c1QcRl2NFi9QW3Kt0Rw==
Weapon(s)	Boosted cigarette lighter, OED
Species	Human, mostly
Partner	Agent Trojanhorse and temporarily Oscar Henson
Department	DBS
abstract	Paddlebrains first registered on the PPC radar when drawing the attention of the Department of Bad Slash to a Real Person Slash travesty involving a third-wave emo band in a very compromising situation.[1] In revenge for this atrocity, Paddlebrains was dragged forcibly into the largest single exorcism/assassination ever undertaken by the DBS: that of The Land Before Time (see 'Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera'). She subsequently latched onto Agent Trojanhorse, and is currently turning a corner of RC #45 into an ashtray while being subjected to Legendary Badfic.