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  • Tasmanian Moochling crab
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  • The Tasmanian Moochling crab is a small and strange creature, perculiar to the country of Tasmania. In adult form, the male attains a puny width of only 17.86cm, while the enormous female attains a whopping girth of 17.88cm! The overall colouration of the crab is orangey-red, a pretty shit and boring colour for a crab. It walks sideways and shit.
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  • The Tasmanian Moochling crab is a small and strange creature, perculiar to the country of Tasmania. In adult form, the male attains a puny width of only 17.86cm, while the enormous female attains a whopping girth of 17.88cm! The overall colouration of the crab is orangey-red, a pretty shit and boring colour for a crab. It walks sideways and shit.