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  • Surrey, England
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  • Surrey is a county in the South East of England. At a size approaching almost 1220 square miles, it is easily the most pretentious of all of the counties of England. There has often been speculation as whether or not it should even be considered a county at all, owing to numerous attempts at independence made by locals, who are often to be found demonstrating their apparent supremacy over the Crown and all other living things. The county has more golf clubs than you've had hot dinners. (No, really. If you'd had this many hot dinner you'd have died of obesity by now.)
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conventional long name
  • '''Surrey - Birthplace of the Dinner
leader titles
  • Mayor
Nick Name
  • London's Penthouse
wildcard title
wildcard name
  • Financial Services, Advertising Executives, National Trust Properties, Aging Rock Stars
Currency
  • Labradors, Issues of Country Life, Houses, Cocaine, Sexual Assault
national anthem
  • "Surrey Úber Alles"
Independence
  • Disputed
official languages
  • The Queen's English, Provincial French, Swiss French, Latin
national motto
  • "Don't you fucking touch me, if you wanted emotional support you should have married a bottle of Gin"
Population
  • Minimum £120,000 Per Anum
image map
  • 300
government type
Religion
  • Church of England, The one off 'Wicker Man'
native name
  • Surrey
image coat
  • 100
leader names
  • Sir Ronny Wood
Capital
  • Guildford
image flag
  • 165
abstract
  • Surrey is a county in the South East of England. At a size approaching almost 1220 square miles, it is easily the most pretentious of all of the counties of England. There has often been speculation as whether or not it should even be considered a county at all, owing to numerous attempts at independence made by locals, who are often to be found demonstrating their apparent supremacy over the Crown and all other living things. The county has more golf clubs than you've had hot dinners. (No, really. If you'd had this many hot dinner you'd have died of obesity by now.)
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