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| rdfs:comment | - Torvaldstien would rather not destroy his god awful creation. He took it to the local eBay and sold his one of a kind creation. "Bob456632" was the unlucky winner of the auction. He booted up Lindows, and stuck a firewire cable into it. It seemed to irritate Lindows, and then it spat out a subliminal BSOD into his head, paralyzing Bob. Using the rollers Bob had put him on, Lindows moved across the floor and fell down the stair onto the next room of Bob's Mother's basement. Lindows was found the next day with a broken monitor and its parts scattered on the floor from its case. They were taken and auctioned off on eBay.
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| abstract | - Torvaldstien would rather not destroy his god awful creation. He took it to the local eBay and sold his one of a kind creation. "Bob456632" was the unlucky winner of the auction. He booted up Lindows, and stuck a firewire cable into it. It seemed to irritate Lindows, and then it spat out a subliminal BSOD into his head, paralyzing Bob. Using the rollers Bob had put him on, Lindows moved across the floor and fell down the stair onto the next room of Bob's Mother's basement. Lindows was found the next day with a broken monitor and its parts scattered on the floor from its case. They were taken and auctioned off on eBay.
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