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| rdfs:comment | - The Holy Spirit (See The Holy Goh for christian concept) is the layman's term for an now-extinct bio-luminescent bacterial infection. The name is a reference to the common assumption at the time that all diseases were either demons or spirits. It was assumed that any disease that would cause a person to glow like the Heavens must be Holy; thus the name. As the bacteria went extinct after such a short time on Earth, there is no physical record for scientists to study, and thus they are left with only anecdotal evidence that it ever existed in the first place.
- The Holy Spirit is part of the trinity formed along with God and Jesus. The Holy Spirit is sometimes described as Jesus' Ghost, only it's not, but if you ask someone to explain it to you they'll have a hard time because it represents a power that has no corporeal form but still exerts a sense of religious awe and wonder in people when they are overcome or visited by it. Ask your pastor, or watch the Correct And Most Blessed Cable Television Tube when it shows Our Lord's Most Sacred Debate.
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| abstract | - The Holy Spirit (See The Holy Goh for christian concept) is the layman's term for an now-extinct bio-luminescent bacterial infection. The name is a reference to the common assumption at the time that all diseases were either demons or spirits. It was assumed that any disease that would cause a person to glow like the Heavens must be Holy; thus the name. As the bacteria went extinct after such a short time on Earth, there is no physical record for scientists to study, and thus they are left with only anecdotal evidence that it ever existed in the first place.
- The Holy Spirit is part of the trinity formed along with God and Jesus. The Holy Spirit is sometimes described as Jesus' Ghost, only it's not, but if you ask someone to explain it to you they'll have a hard time because it represents a power that has no corporeal form but still exerts a sense of religious awe and wonder in people when they are overcome or visited by it. Ask your pastor, or watch the Correct And Most Blessed Cable Television Tube when it shows Our Lord's Most Sacred Debate. During biblical times (during the first thousand years of the church, specifically), a huge amount of reasoned consideration was applied to understand how the Holy Spirit, the Father, and Son were all one God but different persons. Ultimately, the most rational clergy chocked it up as a Mystery (gutless wimps!) and moved on to more easily explained physical phenomena, leading to the birth of science in Europe. This was ironically a good thing, because if Christian philosophy and science had never diverged, truthiness would be recognized as bad by church-goers.
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