response | - What a waste.
- Whatever.
- Here's what I got.
- This ain't my first mugging, and I'm just going to say it: you're not that scary. Why don't you run along?
- Ha! Girl, have you come to the wrong place. My lovin' days have long since passed.
- You'll find the "Great Green Jewel" just inside the city limits.
- Always happy to make a sale.
- Back again? Time to do business?
- Got plenty to sell, if you're interested.
- Here. Now leave me alone.
- Hey there. Trading?
- I got a little bit of everything.
- I only got time for paying customers.
- If you're not interested, just say so.
- Maybe next time.
- Oh well. Next time.
- Oh, I have a little bit of everything...
- Oh, the robber. Hey, I paid up, so get lost.
- Then have a good day.
- Then leave me alone.
- But I'll tell you what, beautiful. You made an old girl smile, and that ain't easy. You want to do some trading, I'll give you a discount.
- Yeah, yeah, keep your shirt on.
- You again. Here to trade?
- You break it, you buy it.
- {Really impressed - but being ironic about it} Well, well, if it isn't the king of Bunker Hill. Everyone seems to owe you something. But you still got to pay for my junk.
- So what's your story? Looking to trade, rob me, or just ask directions to Diamond City?
- Directions. Hmph. Figures. Just keep goin' until you see the skyline, across the river.
- Oh, the would-be robber. You're gonna have to shoot me, 'cause I ain't giving you shit.
- Ha! Boy, have you come to the wrong place. My lovin' days have long since passed.
- Just a bit of everything. You'd be surprised what people leave behind on the old roads. Gotta keep your eyes pealed for the good stuff.
- But I'll tell you what, wiseass. You made an old girl smile, and that ain't easy. You want to do some trading, I'll give you a discount.
- {Gruff, but thankful / Friendly} Trade's been better shaping up, thanks to you. Check out my stock.
- Need to pick something up? Road's pretty long from here.
- Looking to trade, rob me, or just ask directions to Diamond City?
- Yeah, yeah. I know the drill. This ain't my first mugging.
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