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  • Stephen Wolfram
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  • This article is about the British physicist, mathematician, visionary, commentator, computer scientist, software developer, enfant terrible, prognosticator, promoter, raconteur, knowledge engineer, entrepreneur, community organizer, polymath, author, wolf rammer and businessman Stephen Wolfram, widely regarded as the most important innovator in scientific and technical computing today, as well as one of the world's most original research scientists.
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  • This article is about the British physicist, mathematician, visionary, commentator, computer scientist, software developer, enfant terrible, prognosticator, promoter, raconteur, knowledge engineer, entrepreneur, community organizer, polymath, author, wolf rammer and businessman Stephen Wolfram, widely regarded as the most important innovator in scientific and technical computing today, as well as one of the world's most original research scientists. At the ripe old age of first trimester, the British physicist, mathematician, author, wolf rammer and businessman Stephen Wolfram became interested in a certain problem pertaining to the optimum way of drawing a series of Pascal's Triangles on an infinite number of chess boards. In the mind of the young enfant terrible and polymath, a plan crystallized to save all humanity, involving a time machine, a nutty conspiracy theory and the game of life. (You see, the game of life is called as such because it is the bringer of life, not death. If you are against the game of life, you are against life itself. That makes you a time pirate! and if there is one thing the British physicist, mathematician, author, wolf rammer and businessman Stephen Wolfram hates, it is the scientific establishment. Also time pirates.)