| rdfs:comment | - Eris works part time as the Greek Goddess of Confusion and Chaos, or She What Done It All, and part time at a Dairy Queen in Towson, MD. In traditional Greek mythology, she created Forgetfulness, Lies, Quarrels, Fox News, porn, gossip, depression, schizophrenia, hop scotch, and lots of other things the ancient Greeks weren't particularly fond of. The Holy Text Principia Discordia states:
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| abstract | - Eris works part time as the Greek Goddess of Confusion and Chaos, or She What Done It All, and part time at a Dairy Queen in Towson, MD. In traditional Greek mythology, she created Forgetfulness, Lies, Quarrels, Fox News, porn, gossip, depression, schizophrenia, hop scotch, and lots of other things the ancient Greeks weren't particularly fond of. The Holy Text Principia Discordia states: "One day Mal-2 consulted his Liver and asked Eris if she had really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. 'They were,' She added, 'victims of indigestion, you know.'" However, Eris isn't really malicious and evil, but she tends to be mischievous and at times, a bit bitchy. It was the Goddess Eris who threw the Golden Apple and started Trojan War that silly little war... you know, the one with the Trojans and such.
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